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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

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queerjames:

[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”

[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”

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WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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X me


awwww-cute:

Ready for battle
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apolkadotnerd:

captainfluffy38:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

numbers and tears

then as you progress they add letters and hatred

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thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

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lockedin221b:


(source)

And the best comment:

(BTW, the movie is Crimson Peak set for 2015)
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