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Let's ask my fortune cookie
  • Parent: *Calls Name*
  • Me: Yes...
  • Parents:
  • Me:
  • Parent: *Calls name again*
  • Me: YES..
  • Parent:
  • Me:
  • Parent:
  • Me: WHAT?
  • Parent:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Oh for fucks sake.. *Gets out of bed*
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trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

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habsolutelyy:

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

# headcanon that it’s enchanted to look like that to anyone not in slytherin (and the castle can always tell) # for the kids who live there it’s elegant and well-lit and comfortable # but anyone who doesn’t belong gets to be damp and uncomfortable in hopes that they will feel how unwanted they are and leave # it *is* slytherin after all (via)

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bewbin:

rhydonmyhardon:

"there is no man in this world who can combine both swag and class in perfe…"

image

I can explain

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highgaarden:

in-sepiatones:

talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan

#conceal don’t feel

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gleeson666:

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

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