elusivist:

cLOUDS

elusivist:

cLOUDS

August 31 2014, 10:02 PM   •   1,917 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

teh-evil-twin:

raisinsandpalmtrees:

jxntry:

vraieronique:

Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.

I’m amazed

The dopest shit ever

*scroll scroll* “those are cool… wait holy shit those are people!” *scroll back up*

August 31 2014, 09:33 PM   •   115,796 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

August 31 2014, 07:36 PM   •   230,431 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

August 31 2014, 07:07 PM   •   189,211 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

thats-slightly-raven:

theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused

August 31 2014, 06:38 PM   •   96,081 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

August 31 2014, 06:09 PM   •   300,442 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

August 31 2014, 05:40 PM   •   121,295 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

August 31 2014, 05:11 PM   •   237,732 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

August 31 2014, 04:13 PM   •   31,138 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE