shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

August 22 2014, 12:20 PM   •   207,239 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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kvotheunkvothe:

salt-and-pepper-panda:

leviahthan:

is anyone going to tell him there are no blades on that lawnmower

shhhhh how many times do you think a winchester has mowed a lawn shhhhhhh

You’ll also notice his lawn doesn’t especially need to be mowed.

August 22 2014, 11:22 AM   •   13,242 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
officialtunnblr:

my therapist actually put this in her office.

officialtunnblr:

my therapist actually put this in her office.

August 22 2014, 10:53 AM   •   184,298 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
lokeanconcubine:

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.
I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him where the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

oh. my heart.

lokeanconcubine:

awesomepeoplereading:

The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.

I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him where the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”

oh. my heart.

August 22 2014, 10:24 AM   •   42,813 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

August 22 2014, 09:55 AM   •   175,743 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

August 22 2014, 09:25 AM   •   490,190 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

chrisynova:

foreveralone-lyguy:

the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

The very first fucking card

nostalgia pack

ah yes i remember 

August 22 2014, 08:56 AM   •   238,055 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs

August 22 2014, 08:27 AM   •   412,070 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

#this is the most realistic portrayal of what would happen if you were to randomly burst into song 

And this is why I love Enchanted. It’s like a Disney movie and a Disney parody at the same time.

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sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

August 22 2014, 07:29 AM   •   64,962 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

August 21 2014, 10:31 PM   •   527,298 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Avengers Assemble! (Ikea)
(by emirentia)

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andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

image

go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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